Husbands Nationwide Report Grocery Store Trips Taking “Way Longer Than Expected”
Officials say most delays begin with the phrase, “It should be right there.”
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HUSBANDS NATIONWIDE
SAY THERE IS NO CORRECT
ANSWER
A new report confirms that the question “Does this dress make me look fat?” remains unsolvable, with husbands everywhere saying there is no right answer.
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HUSBANDS NATIONWIDE STUMPED
NEW REPORT CONFIRMS THERE IS NO CORRECT ANSWER
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